Ok, so the property doesn't look the prettiest from the roadside, that's not why you searched for this place is it?
What you wanted was an experience. Well the wonderful staff, friendly guests, and well-thought-out social experiences are exactly what you're looking for.
My wife and I stayed in one of the cottages the first night and they certainly had room and atmosphere, then we moved to a smaller room on the last night to save a little money. But every morning, afternoon and night,, we basically spent over in the social house having fun with the staff, playing pool, and hanging out with the other guests. We had a blast.
Now that's a memorable hotel experience.